Sunday, March 27, 2011

The Secret Ingredient

Didn't quite make it to bed yet.  Because I've been meaning to find this story for some time and I just remembered to track it down just now.  I am now reminded that I read it in Benjamin Hoff's 'The Tao of Pooh', although I may have encountered it elsewhere also:

A certain Samurai had a reputation for impatient and hot-headed behaviour. A Zen master, well known for his exceptional cooking, decided the warrior needed to be taught a lesson before he became any more dangerous. He invited the samurai to dinner.

The samurai arrived at the appointed time. The Zen master told him to make himself comfortable while he finished preparing the food. A long time passed. The samurai waited impatiently. After a while he called out: "Zen Master, have you forgotten me?"

The Zen master came out of the kitchen. "I am very sorry" he said "Dinner is taking longer to prepare than I had thought. He went back to the kitchen.

A long time passed. The samurai growing hungrier by the minute. At last he called out, a little softer this time:"Zen Master, please - when will dinner be served?"

The Zen master came out of his kitchen. "I'm sorry. There has been a further delay. It won't be much longer." He went back into the kitchen.

A long time passed. Finally, the samurai couldn't endure the waiting any longer. He rose to his feet, chagrined and ravenously hungry. Just then the Zen Master entered the room with a tray of food. First he served miso shiru (soy bean soup).

The samurai gratefully drank the soup, enchanted by its flavour. "Oh, Zen Master," he exclaimed, this is the finest miso shiru I have ever tasted! You truly deserve your reputation as an expert cook!"

"It's nothing," replied the Zen Master modestly,"only miso shiru."

The samurai set down his empty bowl. "Truly magical soup! What secret spices did you use to bring out the flavour?"

"Nothing special," the Zen Master replied.

"No, no-I insist. The soup is extraordinarily delicious!"

"Well, there is one thing…"

"I knew it!" exclaimed the samurai, eagerly leaning forward. "There had to be something to make it taste so good! Tell me–what is it?"

The Zen Master softly spoke: "It took time," he said.

New Home Remedies

Well, not surprisingly, after a blow out of indulging in many things I will be striking from my intake over the next few days and weeks; and staying out until 3:33 this morning drinking and carrying on with karoake cavorting and fond farewell felicitations to the fabulous Andrea, I have fallen ill.  Not surprising at all.  Oh well.

The other planned features are going on the back burner for now.  I see no reason to be slavish to chronology here.  Tonight in a bid to resuscitate my natural vigour I bought a carton of OJ and the fixin's to fortify with food.

First up, Lemony Red Lentil Soup with Cilantro courtesy of Mark Bittman's Kitchen Express.  A handy culinary guide I can only highly recommend.

You take yourself a chopped onion and cook it in olive oil in a fair sized saucepan until they're a bit soft.  No olive oil?  No worries.  I ran out too.  The recipe is plenty flavourful.  I used sunflower oil and could detect no loss of deliciousness.  Use whatever you have.

Once that's softened up nicely add one cup of red lentils.  No red lentils either?!  Geez, you better stock that larder.  Well then, if you've got green, brown, or yellow split peas they could work too.  I think red lentils work best though.  Lentils, by the way, if you're uninitiated to their wonders are super tasty satisfying, inexpensive, easy to cook, and a great source of protein and vitamins.

I think it is a good idea to dump them in there and stir them around so each little pulse gets a chance to be coated in oil.  I'm not sure why but it seems to work.  Go ahead and add four cups of chicken broth, or veggie if you prefer.  If you've got your own homemade all the better.  I myself have not yet ventured down that road so I just used this:

 I find these Chinese varieties of instant broth mix use a different suite of flavours and veggies in the mix that I rather like, but if you've Bovril or Knorr or what-have-you I say it all works.  I boil water in my electric kettle and dissolve the mix in my measuring cup before adding it to the pot.  I find that works well.  Go ahead and bring that to a boil and then turn things down and allow to simmer.

While that's going on blend yourself a handful of cilantro with a good dose of whatever oil you are using.  I use my handy dandy Braun mixer wand.  You can use a blender or food processor.  Or you could just chop the bejezzuz out of that cilantro and mix it in a bowl with the oil.

Throw in a bit of salt into the mix if you like too.  I still have the sacred sea salt on hand so I added a pinch.  Set that aside for now.

Mark recommends you puree only half the lentils, if at all, until smooth and then add them back to the pot.  I like things smoothy smooth so I puree the works.  Once again with my trusty blender wand.  I leave that option up to you.

Add a couple of tablespoons of lemon juice and stir in the cilantro puree.  Give it a minute or two to melange and then taste it.  If it could use some more lemon add some in.  Adjust your seasonings if need be too.  I added a few grinds of fresh black pepper.


That's it!  This can be done in 20 minutes or less and tastes awesome.  Mark recommends serving with some crusty bread or a mound of rice in the center.  I made up some Curried Cumin Potatoes and some stir fried Garlic n' Ginger Broccoli Florets.  More about those later.  Now that I've chowed down and reported my exploits its time I got a good night's sleep.

That's the soup there in the left corner topped with a little chopped cilantro.  Honestly the food looks way better than these pictures.  For some reason my trusty cell phone cam is taking everything with a blue/grey filter effect.  <Sigh>, maybe I'll upgrade my 'high tech' equipment soon.  ;)

Friday, March 25, 2011

Like Lent?

So I'm getting a bit of body work done the other day and I query my RMT Kevin about what I might do to achieve some lasting healing for this ol' bod' o' mine.  I have had challenges with stiffness, lack of flexibility, constantly tight sore muscles, and creaky crunchy joints.  Once Kevin works out the kinks I want to know what I can do to stay lithe and limber.  Obviously if I do nothing to change my ways I shall no doubt return to being a tin man in need of oil.

Kevin tells me that physiotherapy is a good way to get your body assessed to find out what challenges lay with you in terms of how your body operates when it is in motion.  RMTs, he explains, assess the body at rest.

His chief recommendation to me, however, was an assessment of my diet.  He recommended I try a selective cleanse/detox of what I take into my body to establish a baseline for what I might need/not need to keep systems operating optimally.  Now there's quite a bit of hullabaloo about this sort of thing these days.

Kevin and I are in agreement that over-the-counter cleanse/detox products are unnecessary and, I might add, potentially harmful.  What we're talking about here is trying for a month or so to progressively take the 'bad' stuff out of your intake, and include more 'good' stuff so you can see how your body reacts.  This means a curtailing and then removal of smoking, drinking, caffeine, sugar, gluten, processed foods, meat, and dairy from your diet/intake.  You can proceed in about that order, but do whatever works for you.  You may wish to change things over a longer period of time too.  Once you've managed to get yourself to the level of eating like a gluten-intolerant vegan non-smoking teatotaler (herbal tea at that) for a week or more, then gradually add things back to your intake taking note of how your body responds.

That is, if you want to.  If you feel great and you're not missing anything then go forth triumphantly with your new healthy lifestyle.  If, however, you find yourself having fantasies of being a Mohican warrior drinking the blood of your fresh kill and carrying it home to roast it sumptuously over an open fire, then perhaps a visit to your local Farmer's market or a good butcher for a tasty steak is perfectly in order.  If you are a supermarket purveyor then this might be the perfect time to take the Pepsi Challenge in that regard.  Go ahead, buy that feedlot-reared, hormone-laden, hunk of cow wrapped in plastic laying upon a blood-soaked serviette in a polystyrene tray.  See how you feel afterwards.  Or opt for your favourite local restaurant who, unless they have an ethos to do otherwise, probably got their meat from a similar source.  When the toxic trauma subsides and you find yourself able to contemplate eating meat again, try getting a locally-sourced free-range slab of succulent heifer and see how your response varies.  I may have something of a bias about this particular issue. ;)

Which is not to say I am remotely pristine in my practices.  Although I, for the most part, never buy meat at a supermarket anymore.  I do, however, often break down and go out to eat.  Oftentimes there are few establishments where one can get well-sourced food, particularly if one doesn't want to spend half a day's wages on a meal.  I have even been know to break down occasionally, during bouts of personal loathing I might add, and eat at that place signified by the large glowing yellow M.  So please, dear readers, do not think I am preaching from the mount.  Nor am I some kind of super willpower enabled mega human like those you've seen in magazines that you could never hope to emulate.  I too am a mere mortal.  We can do this.

Currently I'm celebrating of something of a Fat Tuesday type of period in preparatory purge of those things I will not be putting in my body for the next little while.  I still had some excellent locally sourced ground beef in my fridge from my excellent local butcher.  So, I sallied over to my friend Jason's last night to make us Rigatoni with meat sauce.  Jason also happened to have a growler of beer in his fridge from the local brewery.  Meat, beer, and pasta are all on the chopping block of course.
 
Today I had lunch at my favourite local cafe BlackHoney which was good in some respects (no meat, healthy locally sourced food) and bad in others (coffee, coffee, coffee). 

More about the pasta meal I prepared and BlackHoney soon. 

We all have our challenges with living and eating better.  Tonight I joined my folks for dinner so Oktoberfest sausages weren't really in keeping with the new resolutions either.  I brought along fresh organic local potatoes to make smashed potatoes with veggie gravy (again, for those of you familiar with my fb posts) and we rounded things out with shredded green beans (from a can unfortunately, but a veggie nonetheless).  There was also sugar pie with whip cream for dessert, and tea.  I did, not, however drink any pop while over at my parents place which is something I usually do as I do not stock it at home.  Baby steps my friends.

Occasionally one can develop the sort of desperation and violent will to change everything in one fell swing, but most often I've seen that doomed to failure. Let's be good to ourselves.  The only life you have is lived right now.  Be unconcerned with what you've done or haven't done.  If we all pay greater attention to what it is that we are doing we cannot fail.  Let's take it all one day at a time.  :)

Oh, and drink plenty of water...and remember to breathe.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Brussels Sprouts Reborn!

Those of you privy to early beginnings of mine posting pictures of food, comments, and recipes to my facebook page will be familiar with an earlier Brussels Sprouts catastrophe and my subsequent failure to resurrect them.  Not to worry!  It is a brand new day!!  A new batch of Brussels, and a chance at redemption.

This preparation couldn't be simpler.

Quick Steam/Fried n' Seasoned Brussels Sprouts

Rinse of a few peppy Brussels with tender love and affection and some cold water.  Trim the woodier bits of stem at the end and dispense with any ragged sub-standard leaves.  Slice 'dem Brussels in half through the stem.  Gently massage, brush or otherwise baste those buds with a liberal lubrication of extra virgin olive oil or similar.  While you are doing so, get a fry pan sufficient to lay out all them Brussels flat in, warmed up to medium but not a hot heat.  You'll need a lid (or something) to cover them too.

Once those bud are prepped and the pan is heated, lay those compact blossoms of goodness face down on your frying surface.  Cover them and let them steam/fry for about 5 minutes or so, or until they are crunchie tender.  You ideally want a sort of al dente effect here.  Be sure you're not burning your buds or steaming them soggy.  Err on the side of crunchy is my recommendation.  DO NOT tune in to the latest episode of Heroes you are on (or similar) on your Netflix while you wait for the steam/frying to happen!!!  It doesn't take long so...please, pay attention.  You've been warned.  ;)

Once they seem to have reached steam/frying perfection uncover those glorious greens and season them with a little salt and pepper.  Some quality sea/kosher salt and fresh ground black pepper is best but use whatever you have.  I have some lovely Irish sea salt harvested upon the salt flats outside Limerick by vestal virgins and semi-sentient wading birds by the light of the full moon.  Such extravagances are unnecessary however...ahem...

Turn up the heat and sizzle those sprouts a bit turning those flat bases a golden brown and tossing a bit to give those rounded globublar sides a bit of hot love too.  Use an implement if you wish (by this I mean spatula or spoon), or try your hand at the chef's flourish n' flip.  It IS rather fun, and Brussels are forgiving subjects to try this out with.

That's it!  Serve 'em up immediately for optimal results or keep those buds toasty in a warm oven until you're ready for them.